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Satire Apparel Supply

"No Hetero" Dad Hat

"No Hetero" Dad Hat

Regular price $28.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $28.00 USD
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Traditionally, the dad hat says things like “World’s Best Grandpa” or advertises a lawn care company that only accepts checks. This one just says “No Hetero.” Clean embroidery, curved brim, and an adjustable strap so every head shape can get in on the joke. Wear it to Pride, family cookouts, or golf courses that still think cargo shorts are edgy. Perfect for dads, daddies, zaddies, and anyone who thinks mowing the lawn is less important than looking good at brunch.

Details:
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Warning: This product can expose you to chemicals including BBP and/or Lead, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to https://www.p65warnings.ca.gov

Return Policy: Because each product is made to order, we cannot accept returns for changes of mind. If your hat arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 14 days of delivery with a photo of the issue. We will gladly replace the item at no additional cost.
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