Because rent is high, groceries cost more than your ex’s therapy bills, and your paycheck still thinks it’s 2010. Wear it as a cry for help… or just as an outfit accessory for late-stage capitalism.
Details: • 100% polyester front • 100% polyester mesh back • Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam • Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile • 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor • Seamless foam front panel with lining • Matching fabric undervisor • Matching color braid and sweatband • Adjustable plastic snap • One size fits most • Blank product sourced from China or Myanmar
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Warning: This product can expose you to chemicals including BBP and/or Lead, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to https://www.p65warnings.ca.gov
Return Policy: Because each product is made to order, we cannot accept returns for changes of mind. If your hat arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 14 days of delivery with a photo of the issue. We will gladly replace the item at no additional cost.
